There are a number of things I could tell you about myself on this website that may be interesting to some of you but have absolutely nothing to do with my mission here. So, let's just get down to the point. I like to eat and I LOVE to eat at restaurants. Growing up in New York City, I had the great privilege of eating at some of the best restaurants in the world (in my opinion) not just once, but several times. While my parents point out to me time and time again that it is quite ridiculous that at the stupid and selfish age of 16 I was eating at restaurants they had never even been to, I like to think that I benefited from this indulgence. Thus, the creation of this website. After years of so inappropriately frequenting the same restaurants, I feel I have mastered the art of ordering at them. So much so, that it makes me cringe when I overhear a table beside me ordering what I vehemently believe to be the wrong thing, or when my friends insist on getting too much or too little food. I firmly believe that even the most critically acclaimed restaurant in the world can offer a terrible dining experience if one does not order correctly. So, here I am, giving back to my parents and anyone else who may read this, offering my advice on the perfect meals at the most perfect restaurants. Take it or leave it. 

Now, start ordering!